Things and Sorts // Maybe a little unsettling...

Maybe a little unsettling...

H: lol i am really fucken bitchy
M: it must be that time of the month...lol
H: no i am just sick of being surronded by a bunch of cunts!
M: well you would think you'd be used to that by now lol
simmer down. breath. serenity now!
H: well i always have to stomach their shit so i think its time they had a little of mine
M: that sounds unsanitary
H: i aint a doctor damn!
M: shit....then I shouldn't have you look at these hemrroids?
lol
H: no and you shouldn't have shelly take a picture and send it to everone either
M: lol. Lord Knows that will never happen. If I ever die its going to be from having some terribly embarrassing disease that I won't mention to anyone for fear that pictures will be shown to everyone
H: lol anal hemroagging
M: just bleed out in the bathtub and ruin everyones christmas
H: like that song i will be hating you for christmas!
M: people will not want to pull me out of the tub because of all the asshole blood
H: thats fruit punch! lol
M: spike the punch bowl!
lol

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